"Who makes a station with proto-punk and late-'90s jam bands?"
via theonion.com
God bless the Onion. STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes
About Me
- 337is
- I was born in 1970 ("born with the year," my parents used to say; actually I was "born with the decade," I've since realized). I moved to Nashville from Michigan in July 2005. I'm still adjusting to not knowing where anything is (after living in Michigan for my entire life), and am trying to find good ethnic food restaurants. I have more grey hair than you might think, but am now keeping my head pretty much shaved so you can't really tell. I enjoy a wide variety of music and wish I had more friends to play songs for. I have an inquisitive nature (some people would say that I ask too many questions), and have a head full of useless information. I enjoy conversations with unique or intelligent people, but have a very hard time with small talk. My wife laughs at almost all of my jokes, which is why I married her. I’m at least 6’6” tall. I only have one dimple (right cheek).