"Hipster" is the gateway drug to "freak." Easily spotted among normal people but gets lost in a crowd of ...ahem... "more unusual."

Modesty is the new sexy.

Seeing hippy dancing puts Lisa into a blood-rage. God help you if you have a Hackey Sack or smell of patchouli!

"It's all smoke, nothing but smoke. The Quester says that everything's smoke."

Ohio: where it's acceptable to dig a hole in a field by the highway and call it a campground.

Ohio: where it's acceptable to dig a hole in a field by the highway and call it a campground.

"I am a patient boy. I wait and wait and wait."