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Is there a more addictive nut than pistachios? I don't think so ... also, I have Google+ invites if any of you would like one.

"I don't have any money left for bail; I spent it all on fireworks."

"Unless it's you guys, I mean because you guys rock, everyone else sucks." - Zac Cogswell (Does not include WT employees.)

Alright Tennesseans, where's the most fun & affordable place to buy fireworks within 100 miles of Nashville?

Found a 1972 JFK 50-cent piece on the ground in a parking lot. Silver glinting in the sun against the black asphalt. Felt like treasure!

Ther should be a web site called "super secret status update" where I could post all my naughty, and socially inappropriate observations.

Tonight, Blixa has predicted the Canucks will win the series & Borders bricks & motar stores will be gone by this year's end. Nostra-dog-us!

Les Claypool: most creative bassist in rock history?

Today was a blur of fur.

My complications have complications ... also the heat makes me loopy.

Mahler's 2nd has gone down as the most engaging & rewarding work I've heard performed. Absolutely riveting.

"Hipster" is the gateway drug to "freak." Easily spotted among normal people but gets lost in a crowd of ...ahem... "more unusual."

Modesty is the new sexy.

Seeing hippy dancing puts Lisa into a blood-rage. God help you if you have a Hackey Sack or smell of patchouli!

"It's all smoke, nothing but smoke. The Quester says that everything's smoke."

Ohio: where it's acceptable to dig a hole in a field by the highway and call it a campground.

Ohio: where it's acceptable to dig a hole in a field by the highway and call it a campground.

"I am a patient boy. I wait and wait and wait."

The 1st day of a power outage, w/ a day off, is enlightening. The 2nd day, w/ a normal schedule, is exasperating.